I did not predict the Dolphins to score 70 or  that Arizona would upset Dallas. We didn’t even predict an exact score this week! I will continue to work on these shortcomings.
This is probably more not liking the Saints, who, under no circumstances, should be allowed to march into a primetime slot like they did last week. Hopefully this game will kick off at 5 am.
Hey did have 54.5 yards per punt though, so if you like hot punting action be sure to tune in and watch the sun bake these two teams into a trash casserole. Trasherole. Yum!
Yeah, some wild things happened, but wild things always happen. Plus, we’re contrasting actual results in a small sample size with projections rather than previous results – ie we’re comparing the Giants not to last week but to what we guessed they might be – so don’t overreact.
Week 1 is a total vibes-based projection but we’re only talking about betting real money here. If you lose all of your bets you can just make more money and lose it again in week 2! We’ve been printing money for years man don’t worry about it.
Given the hilariously on-brand failure to trademark their own name, the Commanders may have yet another new moniker in the near future. Hopefully this doesn’t hurt team morale, because I like them to beat their measly 6.5 win projection this season if they don’t get sidetracked by management incompetence.