If your 1st round mock fell apart at the end, that’s likely because it wasn’t dumb enough. Teams do weird stuff, particularly after we get outside of the top 20 or so. With that in mind, here’s my predictions for round 2.
There are quite a few NFL draft prop bets that I like this year, and we all know content is king so I’m going to run through all of them. Every single one! So go to the ATM, take out $200 and put down ten dollars on all of these wild guesses. If you’re playing along with the Toby Challenge, post your ATM pin in the comments!
My rankings are hastily assembled and only feature players I’ve had “time” to watch. So, if you are wondering, “hey where the f is Sergio Beefweasel on your WR list”, well, I didn’t get a chance to watch anything on Sergio Beefweasel so he’s not on the list. I may look at him later and think he’s awesome.
For starters, none of these teams that San Francisco has squeaked by in recent weeks have anything approaching Kansas City’s defense.
So it turns out that I am not “Playoff Toby”, but rather “Layoff Toby”, as I am likely to be laid off following the disastrous week I just had. Managed a perfect 0-4 last week. It’s almost impressive how bad my predictions were.
Well what do you know, looks like “Big Game” Wreathway showed up for the playoffs.
Of course I had one more losing week in me, as my week 16 picks went 7-8-1 and closed out my terrible season. At least my top games went 2-1-1, with the only loss being the game I called an absolute surefire lock. I couldn’t tell a betting lock from Drew Lock at this point, so don’t listen to me.
My ATS picks are extremely flawed. A huge disclaimer I must legally place here before my picks: don’t listen to me. Please. Please do not do what I suggest that you do. Do the opposite. You’ll be able to retire fading my NFC South picks. I am the worst NFC South prognosticator around.
Surprisingly, I like a lot of the matchups this week, which will obviously get me back on the plus-side of .500. Got to stay above the Wreathway Line.