Your crack team of corrosive analysts are here to pick another Thursday Night Football game. Our Week 10 kick off features the Atlanta Falcons (4-5) and the Carolina Panthers (2-7).
You favorite team of unfettered NFL fans is here to provide more insight into games you shouldn’t be watching. Seriously, take the night off. Go play with your kids. Vote early. Exercise.
Your crack team of uninhibited analysts has returned after a late night World Series victory to serve up the most delicious NFL takes for Week 9. The Godzilla called us at midnight, screaming into the phone after Kyle Tucker caught the last out and sealed the Houston Astros second World Series championship in franchise history, so we have no idea where he is this morning. Alas.
Your frighteningly uninformed college football analysts are back for another week of wild stabs in the dark. We continue to plow through undeterred by lack of results. As they say, “trust the process.”
John is at some sort of Trumpster rally as the election comes to a close, so I didn’t even both asking his thoughts (Eagles, baby). Nate lost $400 feeding the beast and lounging in front a video poker machine, so I doubt he’s at his best. I lost my shirt on midweek MACtion and have no more liquidity to hammer this game. Everyone is thriving.
The Bengals are hotter than my morning coffee while Cleveland looks like spoiled milk. I’m going as Jacoby Brissett for Halloween. That should scare the entire city of Cleveland.
Nate and I are bringing you the best six games of the week from our couch as we frantically google “Why do the Rams suck?” and “Can the Seahawks actually win the Super Bowl?” Stick with us and we promise you’ll go 3-3.
Your harried cabal of frightening degenerates has coalesced around this very spooky Thursday Night Football game as we draw nearer All Hallows Eve.
Bill Belichick tries to pass George Halas on the all time wins left in the NFL in this Monday Night yawner when the Chicago Bears travel to New England to take on the Patriots.