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NFL Week 2 Picks Analyst Standings (ATS)

By: Jack Fredericks

Week 2 of the NFL brought viewers some of the most exciting endings and unforgettable football in recent memory. Your crack team of idiotic analysts suffered through the brutal comebacks with about as much aplomb as Tom Brady after a three and out. Jack escaped the week with a barely respectable 4-5, including the dumbest prop bet in the history of DraftKings (Rashod Bateman under 45.5 total yards). #NASCARNate spent his Sunday studying the future slate of races after carding a 3-4 week that included the disastrous Colts -3. And the Godzilla went 6-10. I won’t even speak on that. Check out our standings as well as best and worst plays below!

Thru Week 2 RecordsWinsLossesPushWinning %

Best Plays

John: Washington Commanders at Detroit Lions (-1). John played the Lions -1.

Final Score: Lions 36 – Commanders 27

Jack: Atlanta Falcons at Los Angeles Rams (-10). Jack played the Falcons +10.

Final Score: Falcons 27 – Rams 31

Nate: New York Jets at Cleveland Browns. Nate played the Jets +6.5.

Final Score: Jets 31 – Browns 30

Worst Plays

John: Cincinatti Bengals at Dallas Cowboys. John played the Bengals -7.

Final Score: Bengals 17 – Cowboys 20

Jack: Rashod Bateman Under 45.5 receiving yards.

Final Stat: 4 receptions, 108 receiving yards.

Nate: Miami Dolphins at Baltimore Ravens. Nate played the Ravens -3.5.

Final Score: Dolphins 42 – Ravens 38

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  • Jack Fredericks brings his many years of experience watching lame stream sports in between campaigning for Democratic nominees in the Deep South. His expertise in gambling extends to how to lose thousands of dollars playing video blackjack, how to google “what’s a spread mean, again?” every time he has to write an analysis, and how to pick NBA games with ferocious accuracy. Jack Fredericks contributes frequently to GodzillaWins as one of the Chief Analysts. He combines his unique brand of liberal politics, gonzo humor, and refusal to do research with erudite prose to provide expert picks on games he has no business wagering.


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