By: Jack Fredericks
There’s a reason those Vegas casinos look so shiny. Your crack team of college football analysts woke up yesterday feeling locked in and ready to send off a fantastic slate of no-doubt winners. We circled the games, did the research, ate a huge breakfast, then proceeded to get annihilated. I punched an incredible 2-10 ticket after losing every single prop bet, every over, and every under. Duke and UTSA saved me from certain disaster. Nate fared just as well going 1-4-1, but he assures his readers that he won a slew of games he was too nervous to put in writing. We have no proof of that. We’re all feeling a but like Jimbo these days. Check out the pathetic standings below!
| Thru Week 2 Records | Wins | Losses | Push | Winning % |
| Jack | 9 | 17 | 0 | 35% |
| Nate | 5 | 9 | 2 | 32% |
Nate would also like to submit that he was right about App. State.
App State fans took to the streets to celebrate the upset win over Texas A&M 🎊
(via @KiukRyan) pic.twitter.com/p6UO1Cw6SJ
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) September 11, 2022
